No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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