Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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