so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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