Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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