Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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