i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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