Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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