So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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