I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We just shotgunned beers for America
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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