found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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