Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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