glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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