What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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