But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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