Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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