I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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