i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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