Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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