i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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