That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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