But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
