just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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