Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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