Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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