she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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