i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in