i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.