i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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