Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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