awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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