Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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