Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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