I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think people are normalizing furries
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize