wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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