would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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