i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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