I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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