is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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