the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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