let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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