so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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