So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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