You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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