we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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