so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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