it wasn't lemon gatorade
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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