what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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