She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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