David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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