the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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