I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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