Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
