oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm jealous of your bromance
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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