There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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