no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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