i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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