this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.