if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.