Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.